Sheep joke

Australian country farmer goes into his bedroom with a sheep under one arm and his wife is laying in bed reading.
He says:

“look darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you’ve got a headache”

To which his wife replies:
“I think you’ll find, that’s a sheep”

“I think you’ll find, I was talking to the sheep”

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  1. stunt frog

    that’s a classic!

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