A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says:
“Damn! That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Yuk!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her:
“The driver just insulted me!”
The man says:
“You go straight up to him let him have it – go for it! I’ll hold your monkey for you.”