Ugly baby

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says:

“Damn! That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Yuk!”

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her:

“The driver just insulted me!”

The man says:

“You go straight up to him let him have it – go for it! I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

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